#forgot 2 do this before. woopsie

[myimmortalfan666]

Erm, here's the parody I made! It uses characters I like from an anime called Love Live Sunshine, which I don't think you're familiar with but hopefully doesn't ruin the enjoyability of this or anything. For some context, "mikans" are a type of mandarin orange and "µ's" is a group in the universe of the show. I also forgot the change one description of the main character's outfit (woopsy daisy.)

I was about to stab myself with the silver knife that my mom had lent me in case I needed to cut something. She had told me to use it valiantly against sausages or something but I knew that me and Hanamaru must both go together.

“NO!” I THOUGHT IT WAS CHIca but it was Lily. She started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! NOT THE DOGS!” and then….. her eyes rolled up! You could only see her red whites.

I stopped. “How did u know?”

“I saw it! And my phobia came back!”

“NO!” I ran up closer. “I thought you weren't scared of dogs anymore!” I shouted.

“I am but my time helping you take care of Laelaps lessened it and I always hide it with my poker face.” she said back. “Anyway my head hurt and I saw horrible dog visions! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Hanamaru…………….Seint Snow has her kidnap!”

Anyway I was in the school nurse���s office now recovering from my stabbed tummy. Yo and CHEKA were there too. They were going to a different school after they recovered cause they were losers and this school was getting closed down anyway. Mari had constipated the cideo camera they took of me dancing. I put up my middle finger at them.

Anyway Chica came into my hospital bed holding a bowl of mikans.

“Yohane I need to tell u somethnig.” she said in a v. serious voice, giving me the mikans.

“Fuck off.” I told her. “You know I fucking hate mikans anyway, and I don’t like fucked up school idols like you.” I snapped. Chica had been mean to me before for being a fallen angel.

“No Yohane.” Chica says. “Those are not mikans.”

“What, are they demons too you poser angel?” I asked cause I was angry that she had brought me mikans.

“I saved your life!” She yelled angrily. “No you didn’t I replied.” “You saved me from getting a school idol music video made from your tomfoolery and being vued by Yo.” Who DANSED (c is dat speld rong) to it she added silently.

“Whatever!” I yelled angirly.

She pointed her finger at the mikans. “These aren’t mikans.” She suddenly looked at them with an evil look in her eye and muttered Todokete Setsunasa ni wa Namae o tsukeyou ka snOW HALATION! .

“That’s not a spell that’s a µ's song.” I corrected her wisely.

“I know, I was just warming up my vocal cordes.” Then she screamed. “Petulus merengo myuzu(4 all u cool goffic muse fans out, there, that is a tribute!)snowo halationo!”

And then the mikans turned into a huge black flame floating in the middle of the air. And it was black. Now I knew she was a little demon.

“OK I believe you now wtf is Hanamaru?”

Cheka rolled h eyes. I looked into the balls of flame but I could c nothing.

“U c, Yohimby,” Mawi said, watching the two of us watching the flame. “2 c wht iz n da flmes(HAHA U REVIEWRS FLAMES GEDDIT) u mst find urslf 1st, k?”

“I HAVE FOUND MYSELF OK YOU MEAN OLD WOMAN!” Chica yelled. mAWi lookd shockd. I guess she didn’t have a headache or else she would have said something back.

Chica stormed off back into her bed. “U r a liar, chairwoman marii!”

Anyway when I got better I went upstairs and put on a black leather minidress that was all ripped on the ends with lace on it. There was some corset stuff on the front. Then I put on black fishnets and black high-heeled boots with pictures of µ's members on them. I put my hair all out around me so I looked like Samara from the Ring (if u don’t know who she iz ur a prep so fuk off!) and I put on blood-red lipstick, black eyeliner and black lip gloss.

“You look kawai, girl.” Wooby said sadly. “Fangs (geddit) you do too.” I said sadly too, but I was still upset. I stabbed myself feeling totally depressed and I drank all the blood. I cried again in my bathroom and put the shades and mask on so Yo couldn’t spy on me this time. I went to some classes. Riri was in the math class. She looked all depressed because Hanamaru had disappeared and she had used to be in love with Hanamaru. She was sucking some blood from a first year.

“Hi.” she said in a depressed way. “Hi back.” I said in an wqually said way.

We both looked at each other for some time. Riko had beautiful golden eyes so much like Hanamaru. Then……… we jumped on each other and started smooching each other.

“STOP IT NOW YOU HOMOSEXUAL DUNDERHEADS!” shouted Daia the student council president who was watching us and so was everyone else.

“Lily you fucker!” I said slapping her. “Stop trying to smooch me. You know I loved Hanamaru!” I shouted and then I ran away angrily.

Just then she started to scream. “OMFG! NOOOOO! NOT THE DOGS!” and then….. her eyes rolled up! You could only see her red whites.

I stopped. “How did u know?”

“I saw it! And my phobia came back!”

“NO!” I ran up closer. “I thought you weren't scared of dogs anymore!” I shouted.

“I am but my time helping you take care of Laelaps lessened it and I always hide it with my poker face.” she said back. “Anyway my head hurt and I saw horrible dog visions! Save me! then I had a vision of what was happening to Hanamaru…………….Seint Snow has her kidnap!”

this gave me a laugh! thank you anon

[walks-the-ages]

I saw the original post with this chart and had to laugh. You have to be deliberately obtuse to see this as any kind of support for Biden; I already blocked the OP lmao.

"Biden is for Abortion access" yeah, uhuh. that's why Roe v Wade fell 2 years into his Presidency , eh? That why he's not doing anything right now, while he's currently President, and instead wants us to elect him again before he'll do anything?

Oh, and don't forget. They forgot to include "Wants to commit Genocide against Palestinians" on the list! You know, which is what Biden is currently doing.

If their red line is not Genocide, there's no helping them, and refusing to acknowledge that same genocide, or downplaying it as a "woopsie" just makes them a fascist and gives them no power in convincing people to vote for their genocidal party.

An insane chart considering more than half of these things that Biden is “for” are things he did nothing to save or expand or actually deliver on. Most of these got WORSE, like he’s ALREADY IN OFFICE and has done next to NOTHING to show he’s “for” these policies

[iluvyoutxt-moved]

new tag dump. lolz

[otome-mochi]

NOOOO NOT ANOTHER ONE! Mochi’s Updates: The end of MYDRAMA

Hello My Mochlings!

I am late to this party unfortunately but! While there is still some time and the wound is fresh... T _ T I am here to bring more bad news... Genius Inc. has decided to discontinue the MyDrama app. There was not a lot of notice on this happening though I did find a post on their social media dated back to around April and the app shut down on May 1st about 2 weeks ago. They did explain that they were focusing more on the Otomania app as well as remaking titles for standalone plus adding them to Otomania. So if you were like me who forgot and went to open the app woopsie... :/ but it is not all bad as some titles are being moved as I said before as remakes! 

So to start off from the list of my Drama titles,

Here are the ones currently found on the Otomania app, keep in mind this is subject to change as other titles will/ could be added by the company at a later date. 

- My Elemental Prince(Remake)

-Oto Suku Otouto Scramble 1 (Remake)

These titles seem to have remake in their title so that may be the easiest way to tell, If i missed any currently please feel free to let me know so I can update this list!  

My Elemental Prince(Remake) and Oto Suku Otouto Scramble 1 (Remake) are also available as standalone apps on android! 

And now the sad part the unknown fate of certain titles...

I did my best to compile the list as some titles were switched out long after I did my first MyDrama app review, this is also subject to change as Genius inc. is saying that they are working on remakes so there is possibility that these will return either as a stand alone title or on the Otomania app. Fingers crossed!

Currently missing

-Oto Suku Otouto Scramble 2 (Personally I feel like they will bring this back since they released the first game not to long ago on Otomania)

-My Ninja Romance

-Undead Lovers

-My Twin Romance

-My Sweet Ghost

-My Strange Lovers

-My Lovely Cat

-Deal to my heart

-My Pure Boyfriend

Once again if I’m missing something feel free to let me know!

Okay! So keep your eyes peeled for updates Mochlings, hopefully they will bring back the titles in the remake form, that’s all I have for this post today so keep an eye out! Is there a title you want back? Honestly I’m waiting for My strange lovers and My lovely cat to return, I did do a post on My strange lovers not that long ago so I’m keeping my fingers crossed. As always if you have a request feel free to send it!

-Mochi out!

[my-magical-babies]

Time is a Sad Yeehaw KNJ

  Warnings: idk its kinda crackheadish towards the end?????? I also accidentally deleted the prompt so woopsie

12 years ago, your 21st birthday. It was fun and games until a clock showed on your wrist- PAUSED- it read. You knew exactly why it read that way, you hadn’t met your soulmate yet like your other friends. But after a year or 2 all of your friends had already met their soulmate and were getting married to them.

 "Maybe my soulmate is in a different country, or hasn’t been born yet so I’m stuck this way for a while” You dismissed another one of your friends who seemed worried for you.

“Well maybe if you actually went out and didn’t interrupt our couples nights or decide to have a girls night and ruin our plans then you would have already found your soulmate” One of your friends newly found soulmate ,Jonah, commented.

   “Hey it’s not her fault that her soulmate hasn’t been found yet. Sorry (Y/N), We’ll go ahead and get going, I didn’t mean for him to be this rude to you when you’re going through a rough time.” Your friend gave you a little nod before dragging her male out of the house.

  All of your friends were already in their 30s and happily married, most of them had children or were expecting, you were the only one in your graduating class and the next 4 beneath you that hadn’t found theirs yet. It began to get frustrating when you saw all the people around you casting a look of pity towards you. Occasionally you would get ‘aging pains’ meaning that you were aging a bit, but the next day, sometimes even hour, it would vanish and you would still be 21, just a few more hours older.

    2 months had passed since you last saw your friends, you gave them the excuse that you were on a work trip so you couldn’t meet with them. It never felt wrong to lie to them because they had their own worries and you constantly felt like you just added to it by being soulmateless. Who the hell even stresses over someone else’s fate- you are happy so leave me alone jeez.

   Recently, you began to get the growing pains almost every day for the past week- he was near- but you still didn’t have a clue as to what he looked like, you almost began to not care about finding him as your first friend hit the 40 year mark.

  The coffee shop was where you first noticed the pain, a man with pink hair walked in- he quickly ordered his coffee then winced and left. You went to follow him into the empty street but when you got out, he wasn’t anywhere to be seen. Eventually, you forgot about the man, thinking it was probably someone else who caused you the pain, and his coffee was probably too hot.

  4 more years ago, a stranger with light pink hair came up to you asking for your name, he looked familiar and foreign at the same time, his dimples made you smile and fall for him on the spot.

    “(Y/N), why do you ask?”

    “Just wanted to know this pretty girls name before I head out of town for a while. Would it be too much to ask for your number?”

   As you were about to respond your phone rang and you had to excuse yourself to answer the call, when you returned, he was gone.

    He sighed as he saw you walk away, he figured that if he had gone back a few years and became your friend, then you would forgive him for his sins. But once you left he realized that the universe wanted to make him pay for what he had done. He would have to wait a bit longer before he got to have his life with you.

    He watched your anxious figure talk on the phone, bringing your hand to your mouth and giving your knuckles a little bite as you waited to reply to whoever was on the other side. Figuring the call was his sign to try again another time, he left the coffee shop and went into the empty street before leaving the place completely, going to find his next chance to confess to you and fix both of your lives.

  It had been 12 years since you last saw the pink haired man, you were now adorning yourself with bracelets and long-sleeved shirts instead of your previous comfort wear. As most of your friends were settling their kids into school however they also worried about keeping you from moving to another country, you belonged in Korea with the rest of them. Your friends husbands all adored the idea of you moving away and giving the couple their freetime.

After a trial month of you living in a slightly less populated city that Seoul, everyone of your couple friends told you that your moving would be unacceptable to their routines. Not that they would miss you, that you moving was inconvenient to their married with 3 perfect kids lifestyle. You decided to stay because you were unable to find a stable job in the new city but were now feeling more lonely.

    On this particular day, Your mind seemed set on coffee and while you were running errands on the opposite side of town as your usual coffee shop, you made your way there automatically. You didn’t seem to care about the gas that you were going to waste or the time that would be put to waste as you made your way to the little coffee shop down the street from your old university. To say you were surprised when you saw a fluff of pink hair in the coffee shop where you usually sat was an understatement. He didn’t look a day over 20, it didn’t surprise you seeing your current status. You had somehow managed to step out of your comfort zone just enough to order your coffee and approach the pink haired stranger.

    He looked at you with a shy smile as you approached the table, as if reading your mind he pushed the chair with his foot just enough to invite you to take a seat across from him. The two of you just sat in a comfortable silence as you took small sips of your coffee. :) *Cough* well anyways, the two of you finally had a start to the conversation as he FInALlY decided to speak up.

   “It’s nice to see that you didn’t forget me,” he gave a small chuckle and then continued, “so what brings you here (y/n)? You seem like you would be a busy little lady” He joked around.  

“Well I was running errands across town but I needed my coffee fix. However I will say it is a tad bit unfair that you know my name but I don’t know yours…” your voice was drawn to a stop as you felt a jolt of pain in your knee.

    You then noticed him also wincing in pain, the both of you seemed to get the message and look at your wrist where your stopwatch held a small heart- indicating that the two of you were soulmates. That was when he decided it was time to tell you his name, Namjoon, as well as explaining that he was a time traveller which was why your meetings were never long.

    As the two of you conversed, he offered to take you with him across the different times he would go to- only as you wished of course. When you had agreed he smiled and took your hand, leading you out of the cafe to your car, where he decided his next place to go, this time with you by his side.

[thegreatnyehehe]

Unhappy Children’s Week, mortals!!: Day 2

Bah. Here The Great Nyehehe is, being dragged by a dratted draenei all around this wiley world!! Plus that outlandish Outland!! He’s all the way out here in this tortuous Tanaris with this blasted brat, sweltered in this half-witted heat!!

“Oh, c’’moooon! I’ve never been outside of the orphanage before! If I have to teach you something about goodness or whatever, I might as well see a few places important to... my Draenic culture on the way!”

And The Great Nyehehe supposes that Azeroth’s world’s largest ball of twine was so critically crucial of your cosmological culture?

“...”

“Yes!”

Bah!! We could have at least skipped out on some of those stupid spots, then!!

Seeing that stupid rock in that audacious Auchindouin...

Visiting your blasted brother, the one working with those ethereal eggheads...

And viewing that dank, dated, Dark Portal were all totally unnecessary!! Bah!!

“They were on the way here, more or less. Just two more spots to go! Please, mister Nai-hee-hee?”

It’s The Great Nyehehe to you!! Bah!! Whatever, let’s just get this wibbly-wobbly, timey wimey, clock-based cluelessness in these accursed Caverns of Time over with then!!

“Yay!”

“Oooh, look! She’s selling plushes! Can you please buy me one, mister Nai-hee-hee?”

Nyehehe. The Great Nyehehe. Anywho, The Great Nyehehe wouldn’t buy you one in a nyehehillion years, mortal. 

“Please?”

Oh, bah. Fine. But he shan’t buy it, also not in nyehehillion years!! Nyet, he shall steal it!!

*Yoink!!* Nyehehe!!

“Oh, woopsie! Silly me, forgot to put out my sign”.

There you are, mortal.

“Thank you!”

Forget about it, mortal.

“No, really! I appreciate this, even if you acquired it through illegal means, I-”

Nyet, really. Forget about it immediately, mortal. The Great Nyehehe’s reputation of ruthlessness would be ruined if he ever was seen giving a mortal infant some doltish doll!! How could he call himself a true ne’er-do-well when he’s doing well!?! Bah!!

“But you’re supposed to be turning your life arou... Oh, nevermind.

“Woah, look at that dragon! He’s huge! I never saw one up close befo-:”

“Raaaawr! Get her!”

“Eek!”

“No, Wait! This girl has done nothing, and will not be held accountable for what she might do, or fail to do, in the future. Go in peace, chi-”

“Wait a second... Is that...?”

“It’s that meddling madman, The Great Nyehehe!! Get him, boys! Destroy him!” 

Dratted dragons!! Oh, you clock-loving clods!! The Great Nyehehe loathes Children’s Week so much!! Bah!!

[skateboardlover421]

for the ask meme!! Sebastian, robin, lewis, and Emily :0

ah god this might be a lil long woopsies hehe

[id: a 5 by 5 bingo card titled Character Opinion Bingo.

Row 1: they are so cool looking (so is written with a lot of Os), everyone but me is wrong about them <3, wasted potential, if they were real i would marry them.

Row 2: they’re like a blorbo to me, they’re deeper than they seem, i like them enough to project my own issues onto them, they get done dirty by fans (dirty is in all caps).

Row 3: didn’t get enough screen time, i want to carry them in a handbag like a tiny dog, free space, nothing i like about them is technically canon, wow! they are a horrible person.

Row 4: i don’t really have much to say about them, why do they look like that, i’m mentally ill about them, they work better as part of a dynamic, wow… they are literally me! (literally is in all caps).

Row 5: they got too much screen time, i forgot this character existed, i actively dislike them sorry, why was this character in the work at all, they’ve never done anything wrong in their life <3

the spaces “everyone but me is wrong about them <3”, “they’re like a blorbo to me, i want to carry them in a handbag like a tiny dog”, “free space”, “im mentally ill about them”, and “wow… they are literally me!” are filled in with semi-translucent purple. end id]

i like sebastian yeah :) def not my favorite but hes kinda cool. relatable tbh, esp that first heart event.

[id: the same 5 by 5 bingo board as before, but now the squares “they are so cool looking”, “wasted potential”, “if they were real i would marry them”, “didnt get enough screen time”, “free space”, and “i dont really have much to say about them” are filled in with a semi-translucent orange. end id]

robin <3<3<3 i think her and demetrius are cute together but my god i wish i could marry her i love her. stardew valley when will you let me enter a polyamorous relationship. also tbh when i first started playing i thought she’d have more events or smthn because of how shes there at the start. same with lewis but i’ll get to that.

[id: the same 5 by 5 bingo board as before, but now the squares “wasted potential”, “not as deep as they seem”, “free space”, “wow! they are a horrible person”, “i don’t really have much to say about them”, “they got too much screen time”, and “i actively dislike them sorry” are filled in with a semi-translucent green. end id]

okay same as robin i also thought there would be more to do with him because hes in the intro scene, but also because it’s implied that our gramps was his friend? like in his letter he asks you to say hello to him??

also like, hes also implied to be kind of awful what with using taxpayer money to make a golden statue of himself and also making marnie keep their relationship a secret even though she wants to be open about it. like, shes willing to compromise about it but shes clearly unhappy. we can literally kick out the fuckin giant corporation out of our town, but we cant do something about the local government being kinda ass? i want either a lewis character arc or the ability to beat him up.

and him being an asshole also raises questions about our grandpa?? like, why was he besties with this guy?? was lewis a better person in the past? i mean i assume so cause he got elected in the past, but then what made him become the prick that he is? i have questions.

[id: the same 5 by 5 bingo board as before, but now the squares “they are so cool looking”, “they’re deeper than they seem”, “i like them enough to project my own issues onto them”, “free space”, “i don’t really have much to say about them”, “they work better as part of a dynamic”, and “i forgot that this character existed” are filled in with a semi-translucent blue. end id]

emily is a character i like, but i don’t really care about that much. i like her personality, and how shes got a lot going on hobby-wise, and also her relationship with haley + friendship with sandy. shes cool, but shes just not for me yknow? respect to those who do like her a lot though.

[wearethegladiators]

*SENDS BACK A THOUSAND CHEF’S KISSES*

Ptn I’m so inspired but I’m so busy like!! Pourquoi je m’inscris à 2 forums en même temps aussi

Anyway have you seen Tom Felton’s latest IG posts because CASSIEL FEELINGS ARE STILL GOING STRONG

 Visual representation of Wynona by the beginning of Incendio:

Also I guess she’d be sort of middle-ground between Sacha and Nathan?? The dragons are her kids yo, she’s literally in a “the more family I lose the more dragons I will have” sort of shit. BUT at the same my girl likes a good fire…. And so dragons…..

Plus I mean it’s obvious she’s never given up on the Rebellion. She did not want to join originally because of the kids, but she hates so goddamn much this government and like?? The Ryders are muggleborns?? She’s angry as fuck rn.

(The fact that she’s siding with the Muggleborn Resistance is proof of that ofc, but it’s also out of opportunity. She can rebel while doing her own thing, that’s good with her atm. Or so she tries to believe)

Mdrrrr nan c’était pas cringy!! En vrai autant je trouve que certains de mes plots étaient invraisemblables autant j’ai pas été choquée par notre manière d’écrire mdrrrr (bon sauf quelques traits d’humour. Ça, je. Hm. Oui.)

GIVE NATHAN SOME SOLID BROMANCE 2K19 Avec le Charlie Hunnam là, Lily dit pas non :siffle:

  Mdrrrr ouais all this pureblood shit is so awkward for her I swear to God. Pretty sure that at one point she showed up in a Sioux outfit and everyone was like “…….. *cricket noises*”

Tbh Emori’s glow-up for the prime thingy is a 100% Wynona showing up to these events (plus they have relatively similar styles au quotidien) YASSS QUEEEEN (still a weird thought yeah mdr) (i thought at some point Luisa would be a good fc for Wyn btw) (and also Indyamarie Jean!! plus she’s like half native american or so) (but your last gifset i mean??)

BON KIERAN IS ON THE LIST

Omg I didn’t think about it (whispering the names before going to sleep) but 100% this is so HER

I mean even though she stopped her terrorist “phase” (IT’S NOT A PHASE MOM) she’s still living by the words of her family. She’s still angry. She’s still about fire. Tbh she’s gonna die in a ring of fire one way or another

SO THE SHEEPS ARE STILL NOT SAFE OK

(mdr Nathan sweetheart btw)

“but they would put her head on a stick so maybe not.” yeah what about trying to avoid that amirite

“did she anger the yaxley family and if so can nathan and her go after rick yaxley like the power couple they are?? just couple things… murder….arson…” well I mean if Rick and Wynona ever sat at the same table to talk about politics…. I don’t think he would really like her…

plus he’s on the list anyway because he hurt Nathan and Nathan is part of The Tribe™ and no one hurts The Tribe™

Mdr can you imagine Wyn literally bringing Rick to Nathan like “woopsie doopsie I think I may have a present for you” :arrow: (MAYBE A SIMPLE TEAMING UP WOULD DO UH) (mdr Rick is a bitch don’t tell me he’s not gonna make girlfriend jokes)

RED. Honestly I thought she’d be dead BUT I actually like to think of her as having survived the shitstorm, being still relatively sane and undyingly loyal to Nathan?? Because that’d be quite a plot twist judging who she is, but it would be interesting to see her as “wiser”, and especially, the ride-or-die lieutenant (ISN’T THAT SUPPOSED TO BE LILY THO OY)

(I mean especially if Red was close to Aron, she’s definitely trying to live up to his memory, so there’s that as well)

Wesh Win is gonna make so much fun of the MacFusty if they didn’t even play the dragons card 

NOW I really think Carmen and Win must have teamed up on some terrorist shit. No wonder the world c o l l a p s e d

(yeah yeah, Nathan-Carmen-Wynona is such a bad idea. Let’s not do it. Never ever. *winkwink*)

I mean they could be a trouple. I wouldn’t be incredibly surprised to learn that Win has hooked up with Carmen once or twice tbh :siffle: (WHY IS EVERYONE HAVING SEX WITH EVERYONE)

And meanwhile

My girl Lily

Anyway. NATHAN EXPELLED WYNONA. No wonder there’s some unresolved angst™ (actually, maybe not so much. Wynona is all about justice and she’s going to respect any decision/”trial”. She’s a “I did what I did and I will face the consequences of it” gal.)

 I read “try yoga hug” and I’m honestly here for it

“I AM going to be 23 and who am i??? i cry at cute animals videos!!! sometimes i forget to eat!!!” This was so relatable it kinda hurt tbh :////

MDR NATHAN AND LILY LAUGHING ABOUT THE SHIT THEY DID IN THE WAR IS A BIG-ASS MOOD, come on why’s everybody so serious :face:

THE MURPHY GIF

Nathan and Lily are gonna have so much fights omg

RICK GETTING INTO LILY’S HEAD????? …. kinda makes sense….

“how is nathan supposed to RELAX and let lily BE when she’s always in so much trouble?????” TROUBLE USUALLY FINDS ME BITCH. True tho, sorry big bro

“ça me fume” ptn Elo t’es si française jpp j’adore

THE REBELLION AND THE MUGGLEBORN RESISTANCE CLASHING WOULD BE SO DRAMATIC OMG I’m here for it

I don’t even think that would be a trigger for Lily tho tbh because active denial™ BUT there definitely would be people calling her on her bullshit (maybe even Fury??? Who sort of created this whole dynamic, or at least pushed her into that direction)

 Gnnn I actually love Fury so much, I’m binge-watching Peaky Blinders rn and I LOVE CILLIAN MURPHY TO DEATH and it just hit me that Fury could be an!! Irish!! Traveler!! THE POTENTIAL. Gypsy magic I’m so so so here for it

(also people probably don’t understand any shit he says so Lily has to translate it all)

(he likes (well, respects) Nathan a lot btw, too bad it’s not réciproque :( probably really likes the Blackbird girl too hihi)

“it’s okay they’ve been busy they just kinda forgot that they’re not JUST the red leader or morrigan or an auderic or a mudblood, they’re also FAMILY” THE TEARS IN MY EYES BITCH THIS IS SO TRUE

They really really really really need to talk it out/hug it out

Lily’s so far deep tho, like even if Nathan calls her out on her bullshit once she’d be like “Idk what you’re talking about, I’m fine, really, SI SI”

BUT she really needs to have this emotional breakdown where she goes like “there HAS TO be a reason why I’m still alive?? I HAVE TO save these people?? My people???”

Omg this moment is 10000% happening when Nathan’s losing his leg

She’d feel so guilty, like she failed to protect him

One thing I’ve always liked about Nathalily’s relationship is how it’s not what it seems like at first glance?? Cause it sounds like Lily is heavily dependent on Nathan’s for protection and Nathan’s needs Lily so much to “protect him emotionally” sort of? And actually Lily needs Nathan so fucking much to stay sane/ALIVE and Nathan needs his baby sister to save his drunken/reckless ass every once in a while :’))) IN MY MIND IT’S WAY CLEARER BUT ANYWAY

FEELS

She’d be there in a SECOND as soon as she hears about Nathan getting hurt

Idk why I have the scene of the Weasley twins after George lost his ear in mind

That’s definitely round 2 of “you’re my family too, I lost sight of that” and “I’M SO PROUD OF YOU BITCH” (mdr the “Nathan doesn’t cry but I sure do” part was so relatable mdrrrr)

Anyway drama drama drama feels feels feels!!

Also I actually don’t want Nathan to lose his leg, he’s already in emotional pain yo :’(((((

Can we talk about how Nathan and Wynona used to be sex-symbols/rock stars/badass athletes and now they’re both CRIPPLED

(I’m sorry but Nathan losing a leg also quite inevitably means Wynona being back into the picture)

Maybe he’s been sent to the Blackbird ranch for recovery :’)))

Makes me think that Lily is actually still… “whole”??? Like she’s got scars and shit but in spite of everything she’s been through she’s physically still ok? (besides the Occlumens thingy)

Interesting how the weaker one is still fully in capacity hé

I mean she’s got that black magic wound thing…. WAIT

WHAT IF IT’S ACTUALLY A CURSE

I always thought this was a progressive thing and this would eventually kill her

Have I already considered having Lily die in the middle of the night because of this when she survived so much shit?? YES YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF THIS

But my girl deserves better so

Anyway what if it’s a curse actually related to death and this is why she attracts/is attracted to death so much???? Deatheaters may have done that to make fun of her survivor/Banshee vibes but that would make sense?? (i don’t really appreciate death eaters’ humor yo)

What’s this quote again

“Her presence always signed imminent death, torture, betrayal, or some other horror”

I’m having I D E A S I need to sort this out

 ‘est-ce que lily va se faire soulever un jour’ MDRRRRR didn’t have a drink but it was TOUT COMME ptn Lily’s MY DAUGHTER j’étais pas prête DU TOUT

En vrai interesting because they’re all screwing each other but Lily… I mean she was supposed to hook up with this one guy on Excidium but besides that?? I honestly don’t think she’s ever been with anyone else since the beginning of the war??

Mdr she had so many boyfriends in Hogwarts and now look at her

But she doesn’t have time for that? And she doesn’t want it? And she wouldn’t be able to take it if she lost that other person too?

ACTUALLY that would do her so much good but she just can’t see that

MAYBE FURY??

Mdr sorry pls let her have a nice functional guy

(funny how Wynona’s quite openly bisexual when coming from a very close-minded family and I think of Lily and Aron as strictly straight when they come from a much more tolerant background?? Idk)

(anyway yeah the Evans were Christians but at least for the parents it was this whole “RELIGION IS ABOUT LOVE, ALL TYPES OF LOVE” vibe)

(anyway je diverge)

Also she’s still pretty much traumatized by the fact that she lost her first love and learnt about it… almost a year later mdr

She carried the earrings he gave her for SO LONG, she probably lost it by now but still

It’s like the original trauma of the war

(sometimes I think about the toxic aspects of Mily’s relationship but today is not the day)

“do you think nathan will ever see that lily is not a kid anymore or will he always be like “oh yes my little sister she’s like… 15….” even when they’re both 30…40…50 years old lmao” MDR BIG ASS MOOD I LOVE THEM

Wait Edan’s ooooold

Sacha’s breaking my heart pls tell him I’m sending a hug

“SORRY I’M JUST A DRAGON RIDER” WESH

“SORRY I JUST HAVE VOICES IN MY HEAD” :arrow:

Lily probably felt this so much when she first arrived to the Rebellion, she was still a kid and Nathan was overprotective and she wasn’t a great fighter and no one could understand how she had made it??

Just thinking how the rebellion may have tried somehow to exploit Lily’s banshee capacities and how Nathan would not appreciate it :’) but she’d thought it was kind of her only weapon so

Idk but yeah banshee!Lily is canon I guess

Tbh I LIVE for the idea of characters never meeting in Hogwarts even though they were so close?? Idk like Wynona/Nathan, even Sacha/Lily

Or maybe she’d know him vaguely

Lily was quite known as the gnome that will kick anyone’s asses for calling someone a Mudblood so maybe something like that, but not a full-fledged friendship?? Or once again they almost killed each other in Quidditch you know, shit happens

That’d be fun tho if they recognized each other

SACHA AS THE THERAPIST AND PEOPLE THROWING THINGS AT HIM I’M :’((((( we don’t deserve him do we

Meanwhile Wynona

·         lmao no one: 

·         literally no one:

·         wynona: hey you want to FIGHT bITCH?

WILLY

Mdrrrr bah Kira avait quand même mis une tarte à Lily (ou l’avait poussé dans un mur aussi je crois) et il était devenu son psy LE CHAOS

(bon et Milo essayait de noyer Lily/lui faisait exploser des bouteilles de bière sur la tête/faisait des rape jokes aussi des fois)

(NOT TODAY ON A DIT)

Anyway: chaotic energy is the least we can say mdrrrr

Mdr I’m here for a weekend d’escapade tbh (NO JOHN DO involved tho)

Mdr Nathan really was a piece of shit on Les AM sometimes :’) can Lily tell him already how she admires that he became a better man at war

I mean she kind of feels it you know

NATHAN AND WYNONA CASUALLY DISCUSSING TRAUMA IS *chef’s kiss* (mdr sorry but this whole part about emo!Nathan made me laugh so much mdrrrr)

They’re definitely gonna fight on their first meeting and I’m here for it

I mean Wyn is NOT hard to trigger and she’d be so mad she may let slip some personal stuff like “SO YOU’RE THE ONE NEVER SHOWING UP TO LITTLE PURIES PARTIES”

Also it’s a fun dynamic bc that means they may know their whole names and faces and sort of family backgrounds when the Rebellion was still all about anonymity at that time?? Mdr she’d feel so threatened she’d probably think “I won’t hesitate to murder this mofo if he becomes creepy yo” but then he’s hot

Wynona leaving him kicking his ass without giving the info

Wynona showing up to the next rebellion meeting without him being aware, grumpy face bras croisés *sigh*

I don’t why I’ve always felt a Dorne vibe with both the Blackbirds and the Shafiqs but ANYWAY they could get along well

Too bad Wyn just wants lands for her kids and dragons

PLOT TWIST: THE WEDDING WE WERE TALKING ABOUT ACTUALLY IS THAT OF WYN AND NATHAN

Mdr now I have that in mind THANKS ELO

I mean…. That we could be a temporary thingy…. We’re trying to heal each other we love each other… until we realize we’re burning each other up too much…. *falls* *dies ensouvelie sous les feels*

Mdr the pureblood reactions

Btw vu que je rame sur mon chapitre JE SPOILE mais en gros je voulais finir sur une base de 2 mangemorts qui discutent de la newbie Blackbird et qui finissent par lâcher un « faudrait peut-être redessiner les plans de table. Manquerait plus qu’elle s’accoquine avec l’Auderic » MDRRRR

Sorry

YDRIA YDRIA

I mean she needs to come to the wedding

PLOT TWIST²: the “bad guys” (Ydria, the Americans) are actually HELPING the rebellion (they’re still scary people tho I’m not sure we should want that)

they’re all originally coming for the wedding

(but!! Native American magic!! Sorry)

PTN NATHAN AND WOLVES JSUIS MORTE PARCE QUE

There are wolves on the Blackbird ranch, we don’t know why they’re from BUT THEY’RE HERE

WYNONA NOT KNOWING AND PROUDLY SHOWING THEM TO NATHAN

(or if they’re still en froid just mentioning it casually thinking it’ll make him happy)

Aron found a dog at some point and it literally ended up being his last true friend/source of joy and this dog MAY VERY WELL HAVE LOOKED LIKE A WOLF

This dog may be following Lily everywhere now?? (Or did she let him go because this was too painful)

Aron had also adopted a kid btw mdr

A kid Lily is now raising :’) Mom!Lily may be rising in the end

ANYWAY THE FEELS FEELS FEELS

Wynona showing up to the battlefields with 2 dragons and Nathan with wolves?? Has anyone ever made fun of our crippled huh????

(I’m here for a pureblood recap thingy bc I actually don’t know enough about them to write about it hihihi)

(merci pour la chrono btw!!!!!)

 just seen one of the gifsets you’ve reblogged and is Nathan ever gonna call out Lily on a “THE MORRIGAN? IT’S A STORY FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD” basis??

idk if you can tell but I stopped the 100 for a while, went back to it and I’m having loads of Blake siblings feels zhgfshfslq

I’m also having Nathange feels now. Why can’t Nathan have simple relationships with women

PTN IF RICK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR NATHAN’S LEG I know at least 2 women that will come for him :face: :face: :face:

CARMEN GET IN LOSER you’re also part of the Nathan defense squad amirite

the Morrigan, a child ripper and une ex-tueuse à gages come knocking to your door

PTN BACK TO WYNONA AND SACHA AND GIVING EACH OTHER DRAGONS

Wynona raised one of her dragons. He’s a scary dragon. He’s a threatening dragon. What if the dragon raised by Sacha is goofy af and keeps on making “”jokes”” and Wynona’s always looking at him like “……..” but she secretly loves him/her to death just like Sacha arfhdhsfhqfcq and also she can ride him/her!!!!!

AND WHAT IF THE DRAGON WYN HAS GIVEN TO SACHA IS SO OVERPROTECTIVE

LIKE A MOTHER

And Sacha will never be at peace anymore because this dragon is always watching his ass :’) through his window while he’s sleeping :’) through the ranch while he’s working :’)

CAN MY HEART TAKE ANYMORE FEELS AND CAN THEY BE ABOUT DRAGONS

(I also appreciate Nathan and Wyn together A LOT because they’re both such n e r d s like omg some of the discussions they must be having)

Just saying I’m very excited for Nathan’s story hihihihi!!!!!! It’s been so long since I haven’t read you btw!!!

Alice’s death :’(((

NATHAN ALREADY LOST HIS LEG???? I’m not ready I don’t want this bb :( :(

Ptn je regarde plus TWD depuis des années mais je viens de voir une vidéo sur Carol and NOW I NEED une ex-Auror trop badass, genre Maugrey Fol Œil en féminin, dans la résistance et/ou la rébellion

Et Rosita qui a un bb !! PTN MAINTENANT J’IMAGINE WYN ENCEINTE MAIS

Ecoutez j’ai un train à 7h demain il me semble plus raisonnable d’aller se coucher c’en est trop pour mon cœur

Je sais pas si j’ai dit quoi que ce soit de constructif dans ce post mais yallah bye homies <3

[titanheadcanons]

What type of drunk are jean, Levi, Hanji, and armin. And how did this happen what do they do now how do they get over it etc....

Jean:

He’s the clumsy drunk. Could trip over his own feet at least 5 times in a row.

“Jean you just like flipped the entire table.”

“That wasn’t me was it? WOOPSIE DAISY”

Clingy. Like… in an innocent way though. He’s just all the more affectionate, leaning his head onto others people’s shoulders, hugging whoever he considers his friends, playfully patting someone’s back and/or shoulder.

Laughs about everything and anything, even if it’s not supposed to be joke or funny at all.

He’s the one to drink due to peer pressure. The cool kids take a swig, so he does as well.

The worst hangovers. He’s so grumpy and flinches at every minor sound that to him is just too much to bear.

Levi:

The angry drunk.

Or more specifically, 300% more likely to grow annoyed and pissed than usual, which technically can be considered losing his temper in like 5 seconds.

When he’s drunk, his thinking is like super slow. It’s like his brain stopped working.

Try asking him tricky questions or punny jokes and he’s just like “what the fuck???”

Generally draws back more, like sitting somewhere with less people around or more preferably not gathering with a huge mass of people in the first place.

He hates getting wasted though, he gets drunk pretty quickly and avoids alcohol. Again, especially at parties or whatever. If he ever grabbed the bottle, it’d be probably in private.

Hanji:

Hanji’s like the party clown, doing anything to keep the party going.

“HEY GUYS, I HAVE A COOL TRICK TO SHOW YOU!” 2 seconds later: “DIDN’T WORK. FORGOT HOW TO DO IT. STILL COOL THO! RIGHT?!”

A giggling mess.

Hanji drinks pretty often. It wouldn’t surprise me if she owned a flask for the right occassions, you never know.

She handles alcohol pretty well though.

There has been times in which she clearly overdid it. She stays in bed for way too long and since she has to get something done eventually, she just rolls with it.

If you can drink, you gotta be able to work with a hangover, or else don’t drink.

Armin:

The sleepy and emotional drunk.

He starts talking about all philosophies, keeps crying about how thankful he is for this and that.

Then yawns throughout the rest of the evening.

Probably actually falls asleep for like a few minutes while still around the others.

His alcohol tolerance is pretty average. He can handle a lot more than he’s aware of, but that’s perfectly fine, because it helps him hold back a little.

Never overdoes it. He drinks water in between as much as possible and goes for a nice shower before going off to sleep too, that really helps.

[lankylevi]

I was tagged by @riren-is-canon (thank you!!)

Rules: - Always post the rules - Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you - Write 11 questions of your own - Tag 11 people

1. Do you prefer looking at fan-art or reading fan-fiction? I like both, but I really need to read some fanfiction before I go to bed to just put my mind to rest. So I would have to go with fanfiction.

2. If you were a CEO and had to hire three characters from your favorite fandom, who would you choose and why? Hmmm Erwin Smith, because he is just a good leader. Hange Zoe, to come up with weird but appealing ideas aaand Mike Zacharias; he would be the chill person who still manages to do everything you ask him.

3. How do you think you would do if you were to participate in a survival game? (Like The Hunger Games etc.) Not good at all.

4. What is your least favorite dish, and why? Appearantly it is called ‘chicory’ I just hate the taste of it, way too bitter.

5. Pick one character from your favorite fandom, who you would like to give a piece of mind. What would you say? (Eren just make a move on Levi already) I would tell Mikasa to stop being so damn focused on Eren/Armin and that she has to do things for herself, not for others.

6. You have won the lottery, and can bring any person or character anywhere in the world. Who would you pick, and where would you go? Mike Mike Mike I love him so fucking much and just anywhere honestly.

7. What is your favorite quote, and why? I don’t have a fav quote but I do like the word klote :D 

8. Pick three characters from your favorite fandom to place in three different movies. Who would you place in what movie, and why? I seriously have no idea, I’m so bad with remembering movies. 

9. What is your favorite Social Media, and why? Tumblr, I can be my weird self here.

10. Most embarrassing experience that happened in 2017? I already mentioned this before but I will say it again. I had to leave a lecture hall with 700 people in it IN THE MIDDLE OF A LECTURE because I was feeling lightheaded from seeing blood ;-;

11. What is your favorite Disney Song, and why? I love Disney movies but the songs don’t mean anything to me. Don’t shoot me.

*edit* woopsie poepsie i forgot to tag people hahaha

I’m tagging: @noodlesforlyfe @theredstarassassin @emmackerman @yuuri---nikiforov and @tvvy